yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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