you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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