He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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