I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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