its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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