real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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