Dual....:-)
another moral hangover. fuck.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Ketchup is God's man juice
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Randomize
