Its about making memories worth repressing
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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