great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
