U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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