how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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