She said her name was "party"
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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