We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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