I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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