Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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