this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just threw up on my dentist
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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