I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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