so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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