you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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