Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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