At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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