: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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