why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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