I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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