The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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