Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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