Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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