Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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