so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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