The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm too high and old for this...
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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