This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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