what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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