You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
i think i just lost a toe
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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