Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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