I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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