i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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