And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize