office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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