mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
how does that bad decision feel?
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