dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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