woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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