what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
