theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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