I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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