Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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