You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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