Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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