Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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