There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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