Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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