it's too hot outside to masturbate.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
wow bdsm is so cute
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
