paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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