She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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