Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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